TIRED OF PULLING YOUR PANTS UP UNCLEAN?
Can you look me directly in the eye and honestly say you feel 100% 'shower clean'
after using toilet paper?
Bidet Sprayers beat toilet paper hands down, in terms of comfort, hygiene and price.
The Bum Gun Bidet Sprayers
The Biggest Thing To Happen To Bathroom Hygiene Since Thomas Crapper
You are about to change your life forever. This will be the single most, best value product you have ever bought, and will change your life forever. That is a promise. So what is this amazing, life changing product? It is The Bum Gun bidet sprayer. The Titan is our supreme best seller for its slick design, and 98% stainless steel construction, giving so much durability that we are confident to offer a long 5 year warranty. Why are we so confident to offer such a long warranty you might ask? Agreed, most other suppliers offer one year if you are lucky. Well, for a start, The Titan trigger mechanism is tested to over 500,000 depressions. That is the equivalent of about 114 years for a family of 4.
Bidet Sprayer users outperform toilet paper users in many facets of life. Bidet sprayer users finish more projects, achieve more targets, get more promotions, get to the gym more often. WHY? Because they are healthier and have more energy.
Do you agree you have less energy when you feel sick, feel under the weather? What do you think makes you sick? Right, bacteria. And what do you come into contact with a lot when you use toilet paper? Right again, bacteria.
One of the beauties about The Bum Gun® is that everyone can afford one. You have nothing to lose. We take the risk. If for any reason you are not completely satisfied after trying your Bum Gun bidet sprayer, simply return, and get your money back.
Get ahead of your competition. Get that promotion you know you deserve. Get and keep that new partner.
REMEMBER YOUR MUM ALWAYS SAID "WASH IT OFF" - SHE NEVER SAID wipe it off with tissue!!
Turbo charge your life forever with The Bum Gun bidet sprayer!!
